Guy #1: So are we gonna make out later? I’m going back to LA; we’ll never have to see each other again.
Girl: No, I don’t think so.
Guy #2: Yes! That’s a maybe! –The Delancey, Delancey between Clinton & Attorney
Headline by: Kane, OKC
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