New York Agrees: Wednesday One-Liners Are the People's Choice

Hobo: All Democrats must dye their hair pink! All Democrats must dye their hair pink. Pink is the color of pussies! Therefore, all Democrats are pussies!

--16th & 8th

Overheard by: My hair isn't pink and I'm voting for Spitzer


Man having trouble with the levers on his voting machine: Wait, I know what the problem is...I'm a Republican!

--Carroll Gardens

Overheard by: Not a Republican


Young fireman to conspiracy nut: You liberal bastard. I hope you die
in a fire. Motherfucker.

--Ground Zero

Overheard by: Jeremy C.


Hobo walking in the rain, yelling: All Democrats are Al Sharpton cock-suckers! The only question is do they spit or swallow the cum!

--12th St & 5th Ave