Hobo: All Democrats must dye their hair pink! All Democrats must dye their hair pink. Pink is the color of pussies! Therefore, all Democrats are pussies! –16th & 8th Overheard by: My hair isn’t pink and I’m voting for Spitzer Man having trouble with the levers on his voting machine: Wait, I know what the problem is…I’m a Republican! –Carroll Gardens Overheard by: Not a Republican Young fireman to conspiracy nut: You liberal bastard. I hope you die
in a fire. Motherfucker. –Ground Zero Overheard by: Jeremy C. Hobo walking in the rain, yelling: All Democrats are Al Sharpton cock-suckers! The only question is do they spit or swallow the cum! –12th St & 5th Ave