NYU kid: I’m waiting for a roomba that runs on solar. –Washington Square NYU hipster: Do you ever find a little self-deprecation to be charming? –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Joey Gillis NYU chick: I drink Sprite not Pepsi because you know, it’s colorless so there’s no fat or calories so I can stay thin. You drink Pepsi and that’s brown and thick so it’s got carbs. –NYU dorm Overheard by: Low Fat Soda NYU girl: I don’t like that sour is attached to cream; don’t let the fucking cream go sour! –Williams & Wall Overheard by: Genevieve NYU girl: So they call it a keg stand…they hold your legs up and you’re just supposed to drink out of the spout thingy. SOOOOOO weird, but the guy was hot so I did it. –W 4th St NYU student: So I said, "I don’t care what time it is, you are supposed to be a lesbian!" –Union Square Whole Foods Overheard by: Batman NYU girl: Yeah, she did kinda look like a lesbian. I mean, she had really bad posture. –Church & Murray Overheard by: Jason