Guy, to twin girls: She’s the pretty one. –8th & Hudson Overheard by: Michelle Hobo: Hey, baby! Oh, maaaan. You so gorgeous. I wanna paint you red. You wait. I’m gonna paint you red tonight. –20th between 6th & 7th Overheard by: Baby Hobo to hot girl: I’ve been prairie dogging it the whole train ride, but I just want to tell you that you’re beautiful. –34th St N station Overheard by: Lara Guy on cell: She’s good looking, but not too smart — like Jessica Simpson. Not as dumb as her, but not as hot either, so I guess it kind of evens out. –Duane Reade, 27th & Madison Suit to friend: But I was prettier back then. –Church & Chambers Guy: Hey, gorgeous, how ya doin’? Woman ignores him. Guy: Well, well, well, aren’t we full of ourselves… –14th & Broadway Dude: I only went out with her because she knows some hot lesbians. –Hunter College