Grand Slam Wednesday One-Liners

Man selling CDs: If you like the Mets, you will love my album!

--8th & Broadway

Overheard by: nicole


Mets fan: I don't care if I have one lung, or only have half a pancreas, or if I lose a leg falling in front of the train. As long as the Mets win, I'm good to go.

--7 train


Asshole, pointing to guy with Red Sox bumper sticker on his wheelchair: He's a Boston fan; let's kick his ass! Oh wait, looks like God beat us to it.

--126th & St Nick


Conductor, on PA: That Johnny Damon. He sure looks like Jesus. But he sure throws like my little sister.

--Amtrak train out of Penn Station

Overheard by: Lisita


MTA worker: All people for the Mets game, go to your right. All people for the US Open, if any, go to your left.

--Willets Point-Shea Stadium subway station

Overheard by: Emily


Thugette: Yo, when I make it in show business, I will not speak to Ben Affleck. When I found out he's a Red Sox fan, I decided then and there.

--Q65 bus

Overheard by: A White Bear


Conductor: 161st Street, Yankee Stadium. Let Big Papi know who the real MVP is.

--D train

Overheard by: Lindsay J.