It Couldn't Hurt Worse than Hearing you use the Phrase 'Treasure Trail'

Blonde: You know what I did this morning?
Brunette: What?
Blonde: I plucked out my treasure trail with tweezers. Pain isn't even the word.
Brunette: What the fuck? Why?
Blonde: It was too short to wax and I was impatient...
Brunette: Ummm...why didn't you just shave it then?
Blonde: Oh hell no! It'd grow back like the next day! Shit, I'd pluck out my whole crotch if I knew I wouldn't pass out from the pain!

--St. Mark's Place

Overheard by: Mistress Silver