Sweetie, if You Think Changing Clothes Will Let you Blend in, You're Even More of a New Englander than You Realize

Bostonian Girl: I need to get clothes for the city.
Bostonian Guy: What's wrong with what you have?
Bostonian Girl: Are you kidding? We're in New York City, you can't wear North Face in NYC. They'll be able to tell we're New Englanders from a mile away.

--Fordham University