Clearly, Both of Them Would do Anything for Love

Guy: I can't stand ham. It' tastes like bootleg meatloaf.
Girl: What?
Guy: It tastes like meatloaf if R. Kelly got to it.
Girl: What's R. Kelly got to do with meatloaf?
Guy: C'mon. You know what R. Kelly with do with meatloaf if he got ahold of some, don't you?

--Quiznos, 23rd St & Madison

Overheard by: Jatmos