Oh Honey, Someday You'll Have Kids of Your own to Baffle with Dungeon Antics

Little girl: Daddy, let's go in here!
Dad: No, that stuff's not for you.
Little girl: But mommy went in there!
Dad: It's a store for grown-ups.
Little girl: No it isn't! They have baby bottles!

--Outside Fetish Shop, W. 4th & Cornelia