Mom to kid making weird sound: Stop it! That’s how you don’t make friends! –Grocery Store Overheard by: beth Street guy: Yeah man, I remember you now! Sometimes it’s hard separating friends from people. –West 46th St. Overheard by: JGL Drunk guy talking to cop about his drunk friend hiding behind a lightpost: Can you see him? Can you see my friend, fucker? Damn straight you can’t, he’s got his camouflage on bitch. –1St & 1St Overheard by: Erik & Sam Girl on cell: I don’t even have friends! –14th & 8th Ave Overheard by: trix b Hipster girl: I have a friend who went down on a cab driver…Actually, I have two friends who have gone down on cab drivers! –Upper West Side Asian nerd #1 to Asian nerd #2: You are by far the most powerful Jew I’ve ever befriended. –Columbia Campus Overheard by: double take