Woman on cell: So he gave me this huge body hug…and he was covered in vaseline! –34th St Overheard by: Fishwives JAP: Oh my god, I just sneezed, like, all over that girl! –Uptown 6 train Overheard by: that girl Guys walking: I’ve got the most disgusting couch in the world. –Coffee Shopp, Union Square Sanitation man sorting through garbage: Hey Vinnie, wanna half hero? –67th St Man on cell: She was shmearing neosporin all over the place. –Christopher and 7th Ave Woman: I must say, I’ve eaten a lot of things off the floor today. –Park Slope Drunk girl: Seriously, is this what it’s come to? My stomach fat covers my vagina? –Four Faced Liar, West 4th St Overheard by: pebbles Man on cell: Well, for the past few days I’ve been coughing up phlegm. –Citarella, 3rd Ave and 75th St