Queer: Fuck you! I’m a smart gay! –23rd & 6th Overheard by: Keesha Brown Accidental ironist: Yeah, obviously he has no sense of smartness. –68th & Lex Overheard by: Casti Hipster guy: I erased two years of my life with drugs. Two solid years! But I’m too smart to erase more than that. –Chinatown bus Girl on cell: They said that I’m smart, and that I can articulate well. But I’m not… you know… Oh, whatever. –Queensboro Community College Overheard by: LizDayglow Tween boy to dad: I’m looking for a girl who’s younger and smarter. –71st & West End Overheard by: Susan Volchok