Agitated papi: I love him like a brother, but he a fuckin’ inconsiderate, ungrateful, selfish bastard! And he got a ugly baby! –14th & University Overheard by: Manhattman Young Kid: New York is ugly! –JFK Overheard by: Latoya Siratana Wise teen girl: That’s not giving up on him. That’s letting him fuck uglier girls. –Brooklyn Bridge Overheard by: walking the bridge Giggling little girl in stroller: I’m ugly! I’m ugly! I’m ugly! I’m ugly! I’m ugly…! –Downtown R train Older woman to complete stranger: You should really stop eating that crap because it’s going to make you uglier than you already are! –Fairway, W 73rd St Overheard by: just trying to buy my groceries… B&T guy: As I was saying, just ’cause you’re ugly, don’t mean you’re smart. –Lower East Side