Man learning about horseshoes, to his wife: You hear that, honey? Mating season is over for them. Does that sound familiar? –New York Aquarium, Brooklyn Overheard by: Tracy Fish Early 20’s chick to Hasid trying to lure her into his van: I wouldn’t even sleep with you for WORLD PEACE! –1st & Bedford, Brooklyn Overheard by: Alison Woman to friend: Conjugal visits, my ass! That man doesn’t give a shit about sex. In the two years we were together, we had sex six times! Six times! –Starbucks, Astor Pl Overheard by: Aaron A Meathead on cell: We never get laid. We might as well be ninjas. –Canal & Broadway Professor: I don’t understand these Taliban guys. 27 virgins! 27 virgins! Who wants to spend eternity with a bunch of beginners? –Classroom, FIT Guy: So what you sayin’? I can’t have sex with you anymore? –10th & University Overheard by: Priska Neely