Man: If you wanna have lunch, you’ve got to have lunch here, whether it’s Chinese or Subway.

–Canal St

Overheard by: Aahlixx


Little boy: Does all Chinese food come from Chinatown?

–Williamsburg


Woman: It’s like listening to an Arab speaking Spanish talking about the Chinese.

–W Train

Overheard by: Bluto


Tourist: The Chinese are notorious for blurring the line between pet and soup.

–Chinatown


Queen picking up delivery: Damn, I hate dealing with these Chinese people, they never be understanding English good!

–Fordham dorms, Lincoln Center

Overheard by: I don’t understand you either


Ghetto guy: Sushi is real Chinese food.

–23rd St & 8th Ave

Overheard by: John Wu


Hipster Chinese girl on cell: Americans have too much freedom. Yes, too much freedom.

–52nd & Madison