Not That There's Anything Wrong With Wednesday-One-Liners

Girl: Someone just needs to push him off the gay cliff, 'cuz he's not jumpin!

--Varick &Vandam


Ghetto girl: I seen Whoopie Goldberg's daughter! She a lesbian, light-skinned, and she bad!

--9th Ave & 16th St

Overheard by: david hyman


Darrell Hammond: It's only queer if you're on the bottom.

--Fordham

Overheard by: Jess McGins


Angry man on cell: This is exactly why I don't date bisexual guys!

--3rd Ave & 9th St


Girl on cell: I still don't get why you dumped him. Just 'cause you're a lesbian and he's got that thing for unicorns doesn't mean you wouldn't have been cute together.

--2nd & A


Thug: So I was eating that bitch out, and yo, yo, she told me that she was a lez...A lesbian yo! A lesbian!

--Manhattan Ave & 103rd St

Overheard by: Carol - walking slowly so as to hear the rest


Queer: My friend Carol has been dating gay guys for years and fails to realize it until it's too late!

--Jamaica Ave and 150th St

Overheard by: Rodney-Rod