Seven Months Later, she Complains About Having to Step Around the Amniotic Fluid to Get to the Door

Hobo woman: Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for...
Non-hobo man: Oh, hell no!
Hobo woman: ... for interupting you during your trip. I'm homeless...
Non-hobo man: I'm homeless, too! Shut-up!
Homeless woman: And I'm two months pregnant...
Non-hobo man: You ain't pregnant! You just fat! Sit-down and shut-up!

--F train

Overheard by: Brooklyn Dodgy