And if he Was in him, That Would be Swiss.

Polish girl #1: Was that the Cardinal over there?
Polish girl #2: No. The Cardinal wears red.
Polish guy: Oh man! If the Pope was on top of the Cardinal, that would be so Polish!
Polish girls: ...
Polish guy: No! I mean, like the flag!

--Pulaski Day Parade, 5th Ave & 52nd St

Overheard by: J. G. Lapinski