This is Wednesday-One-Liners' Stop

Man boarding bus to driver: You better not go flippin' this bitch over!

--Fung Wah Bus, Chinatown

Overheard by: Rose Fox


Young mom: No! I will sit down! You're a kid, you don't even have to pay to ride the bus. I did, so I'm sitting! Move!

--M60 Bus


Bus driver: Everyone get on the bus, I got a schedule. For those of you sneaking on in the back, can you at least do it fast? I've got places to be.

--B45 Bus

Overheard by: Robin M.


Driver of a Chinatown bus : Does anyone know how to get out of the city?

--Broadway