Hipster girl: I don’t want to do that to my vagina! I want my vagina to smell like va-gi-na! Who would do that to their vagina?

–St. Mark’s Place

Overheard by: Edward Dandelions


Crazy ranting dreddy guy: Respect the vagina!

–St. Marks & 2nd


Hipster Girl: After sex with him, I like, hydrogen peroxided my vagina.

–1st Ave & 9th St


Angry man on cell: No, we weren’t fighting last night, I ate your pussy!

–C Train

Overheard by: Ada


Girl: So he was like, ‘How was your vacation’ and I was like, ‘My vagina’s sore.’

–Coffee Shop, Union Square


Guy on cell: Put your head between your legs and suck your twat.

–19th St

Overheard by: Gross


Boyfriend to girlfriend: Wait, that’s the vajayjay?

–Bodies Exhibit, South Street Seaport