Don't Hate Wednesday, Hate the One-Liners

Guy with headphones to passerby in the rain: I hate that umbrella! I'm gonna break that umbrella! I'm gonna knock that umbrella out of your hands!

--Union Square

Overheard by: Letting go of the umbrella


Teen boy to another teen boy: I really hate my mom because she grounds me all the time, that's why I got grounded.

--B44 bus, Nostrand Ave & Ave Y

Overheard by: o_O


JAP: And so he was like, 'Wanna go make out?' and I was like, 'Okay,' so we did and that was fun or whatever, but I don't know... We don't actually like each other at all, we really can't stand each other.

--The Tea Lounge, 7th Ave, Park Slope

Overheard by: mortalfool411


Black female after being insulted by a Black male clerk in a store: I hate Black people.

--Graham Avenue, Brooklyn


Suit: Fuckin' guy, that fuckin' attorney. I hate him. I hate 'em all. Myself too, I shouldn't have gone to law school. He probably hates himself, unless he's too fuckin' stupid to regret it. We're all a bunch of miserable self-loathing fucks, nobody likes attorneys.

--J & R, Park Row


Crazy yelling bitch: He's a hater, I'm telling you he's a fucking hater! What? No I fucking hate him.

--33rd & 8th

Overheard by: devila


Girl on cell: What? With pills? Why'd he do that? Because everyone hates him?

--62nd & 2nd

Overheard by: Ralph