Cokehead to small dog: You piss me off. –St Marks Place Overheard by: Murray Woman to her dog: What the hell are you doing? –Fairway Market, W 74th & Broadway Overheard by: Megan Ingraham Little boy to pigeon walking behind him: Stop it! –Columbus Circle Overheard by: Will Creepy old guy to dog: Yeah, yeah. Smell me. Smell me. –Stairwell of apartment building, W 105th St Overheard by: inge Man to his dog butt-sniffing dog: Don’t do that! I told you not to do that! This is why you don’t have any friends! –117th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: robin b Woman to yapping pooch: Shakespeare, we’ve talked about this! –72nd St & York WASP to dog: You’re not going to get cheese on your fries if you don’t stop misbehaving right now! –Shake Shack, 23rd St & Madison Overheard by: Matt C