Cokehead to small dog: You piss me off.

–St Marks Place

Overheard by: Murray


Woman to her dog: What the hell are you doing?

–Fairway Market, W 74th & Broadway

Overheard by: Megan Ingraham


Little boy to pigeon walking behind him: Stop it!

–Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Will


Creepy old guy to dog: Yeah, yeah. Smell me. Smell me.

–Stairwell of apartment building, W 105th St

Overheard by: inge


Man to his dog butt-sniffing dog: Don’t do that! I told you not to do that! This is why you don’t have any friends!

–117th St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: robin b


Woman to yapping pooch: Shakespeare, we’ve talked about this!

–72nd St & York


WASP to dog: You’re not going to get cheese on your fries if you don’t stop misbehaving right now!

–Shake Shack, 23rd St & Madison

Overheard by: Matt C