Little boy, hearing loud explosion: Jesus Christ! –Upper East Side Overheard by: Farley Suit to girlfriend: Are you mad at Jesus? –Penn Station Overheard by: Matt Girl, pointing to eyebrow ring: I receive God through this hole in my eye! –Financier Patisserie, Stone St Overheard by: Gen Teen girl: Yeah, so I was about to go down on him, and I got smacked in the face with Jesus. It was so not hot. –Sheepshead Bay Overheard by: Lotte Black man: Free Post! Free Post! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, free at last! Free Post! –34th St & 7th Ave Overheard by: jackattack JAP: When I told my mom I didn’t want to fast today she said ‘That’s ok, no one said you had to’ and I said ‘Ummm, I think God did.’ –33rd St & 8th Ave Overheard by: ak Man to cop: Can’t you do nuthin’ about those damn Jehovah’s Nitwits? –Grand Central