Guy: He’s really cool as Chickenhawks go. –E 15th St, near Stuyvesant Park Preppy girl: Oh my god, this salad is bangin’, but it needs chicken. I need some motherfuckin’ chicken on my motherfuckin’ salad! –McDonald’s, Broadway Mother to daughter: Stand over here. Birds be shittin’. –Near Penn Station Overheard by: Checking for pigeons Guy, looking at man walking duck on leash: That’s just like the duck I used to have! –Central Park Man, scared by parrot’s loud screech : What the fuck was that? A duck? –86th St & 2nd Ave Man: If I was homeless, I would totally get a big trash bag and stuff it with pigeon feathers. It would be like a big down comforter. –9th St & 1st Ave Hipster girl: I know. Pigeon shit and Clorox! If I’m not dead next week it will be a miracle! –St. Marks & 1st Ave Overheard by: off white