Too Many Viewings Of 'Ringu'

8-year-old-kid #1: Hey, do you guys have a page on MySpace?
8-year-old-kid #2: Naw, I've never been to MySpace.
8-year-old-kid #3: Yeah, that's how kids die! They go to MySpace and they die!

--Riverside Park

Overheard by: Emily Jean