When Unpleasant Topics Arise, a Lady Adroitly Redirects the Conversation

Frat boy #1: Remember that pussy I was hittin' a few weeks ago?
Frat boy #2: Yeah.
Frat boy #1: She's in a coma now.
Frat boy #2's girlfriend: That reminds me of that Smiths song, 'Girlfriend in a Coma.' Have you ever heard it?

--Virgin Megastore