More Detail Then?

College girl: My friend told me that if you join the Peace Corps, you've got to learn to skin and gut animals. Even if you are a vegetarian!
Redneck guy: I've gutted hundreds of animals.
College girl: I'm morally opposed to gutting animals. I only want to see chicken in Saran Wrap at the grocery store.
Redneck guy: I've gutted about 800 chickens, 200 ducks, 200 deer.
College girl: Please. I don't want to hear about your animal gutting history any more than you want to hear about my sexual history.

--Williamsburg

Overheard by: Shy