The Glass Is Half Full and Half AIDS

Dude #1: If I was the last man on earth, I would die of exhaustion from banging too much!
Dude #2: If I was the last man on earth, I'd die of AIDS from banging too much.--Battery ParkOverheard by: Rich


Headline by: Syd O
Runners-Up:
· "And his guidance counselor said he wasn't goal oriented..." - Marc
· "Apparently the apocalypse is a lot like New York in the 80s." - julian
· "But as long as there's even one other man left, they're both safe" - Not buying it
· "Either Way, He'd Be Fucked!" - Hobo Whisperer
· "How is that any different then now." - Kaleena
· "If you were the last man on earth, we'd all be lesbians" - Tam
· "If I'm goin' everyone else is coming with me" - Botticus
· "If you were the last man on earth, I'd die from banging my head against a wall" - Becky
· "It's a catch simplex 2." - Vin
· "Oh yeah? If I were the last man on Earth, I'd die of whatever killed the other guys!" - Chris
· "Only After All the Batteries Are Gone" - Lush
· "The Planet Of All Women Drivers, I Know How I Would Die" - berger inferno

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