Thug: Why da hell should we tip her? We didn’t get nuthin fo’ free! –Bubba Gumps Overheard by: Gregorio Man, reading newspaper: It’s the best kind of abuse! Free abuse! –D train, 47th St Overheard by: can i have some free abuse? Girl: People are eating corn like it’s free out here! –Union Square Farmer’s Market Overheard by: Thompson AM New York hawker on rainy day: Free paper! C’mon, free paper! Put it over your head! –Union Square Overheard by: Ben Newspaper guy: Get your free Daily News. Find out why Whitney’s back on crack. Free Daily News! –59th St subway Overheard by: MRP Man: It was a gigantic free cupcake. I think that if I didn’t take it, then thirty years from now, I’d feel stupid. –Office, Broadway & 55th St Overheard by: Paul Guy: I need a deserted island. A free one! –6th Ave & Waverly Place Overheard by: Jim G