Guy: But I have to say that 93% of the time I smell good. –West Building, Hunter College Overheard by: Collegiate Cutie Butch lesbian: Damn, now that’s the stank I’m talkin’ about. It smells like ass in here! –Lexington/51St subway station Girl on cell: Ok, I’ll meet you for coffee, but I need to stop and get some deodorant, because apparently, according to my entire Spanish class, I stink. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: keeping my distance Ghetto girl: Tanise, what kind of funk are tryin’ to hide with that stink? –42nd & 8th Avenue Overheard by: Lauri Ghetto Girl: If my pussy stank I’d kill myself. My pussy ain’t never stank. –1 train Overheard by: Josh H Little boy: You smell like piss! –Medieval Festival, Fort Tryon Park Overheard by: Jenny Yuppie woman: He’s 14! That’s old enough to recognize the smell of burning human flesh! –Broadway, between 11th St & 12th St Overheard by: Are We There Yet?