Woman to old lady: Put your shoes on so your pants don’t fall off. –Ladies’ bathroom, Manhattan Mall Guy: I wanna go to a zoo where all the animals are wearing pants. –Prospect Park Zoo Overheard by: Valerie Fasone Tourist dad: Did you see that thing? It just went–Zip!–Right up his pant leg! –23rd & 6th Overheard by: Stephen Distinti Older man on cell: OK, let me know what Margot says and let me know if my pants are there. –Chinatown Overheard by: Elise Doctor to wife: I had a patient bleed on these pants today; should I wash them tonight? –L Train Overheard by: Jason Suit #1 to suit #2: The first thing to come to my mind is: I have a girlfriend, she has a boyfriend, how can I get into her pants one last time? –Downtown 4 train Overheard by: Michael O’Connor Teen girl on cell: So then he wanted me to go down on him and I said, "OK." He pulls down his pants, and let me tell you, girl, I could not stop laughing. –Court & Atlantic, Brooklyn Overheard by: Size always matters