And if I Wanted to Demonstrate Praeteritio, I Would Have...Never Mind

Suit: I wouldn't want to tangle with you, bitch.
Ghetto girl: I can't believe you just called me a bitch. That is so offensive!
Suit: Don't be so uptight. In the city, bitch is just a generic term for female. If I wanted to offend you I would have called you a cunt. So chill.

--Burger King, 23rd & Park Avenue South