Hipster girl: I want a cape. Capes are so in right now. –L train Overheard by: me Girl on phone: So, today I was on my way to class and I saw a transvestite dressed as Wonder Woman. No, I don’t think he was going to class. –NYU residence hall, Lafayette St Metro newspaper man: I’m not Superman, I’m not Spiderman, I’m not Batman. I’m the Metro Man. Get your paper. –34th St & Broadway Overheard by: confabulation nation Guy: I was like, "That’s you! My arch drinking nemesis." –LIRR, Jamaica Overheard by: Jess McGins Girl: He’s like sexual kryptonite! –2nd St & Ave A Overheard by: Wondering who she was talking about