Guy, selling comedy tickets: Come on, guys, see the show! It’s cheaper than a Chinese abortion. –Times Square Kid: You may think of abortion like, "Oh, it’s gone!" –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Emilia Girl: Now I understand why people steal babies! It totally makes sense! We should legalize abortion. –68th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Manic Mouse Queer on phone: No, I’ve told you. I’m atheist, I don’t want to go to church with you. Well, I dunno what to tell you, mother, it’s too late for an abortion now. Maybe you should have used a condom. –CVS , Cedarhurst, Long Island Overheard by: Queer CVS clerk Guy: So, she starts talking about abortion while I got a fuckin’ boner and I’m like, "Are you fucking kidding me?" –W 42nd St & 8th Ave