Mom to son in stroller: Shut up! You want everything! Life isn’t like that! –Staten Island ferry Lady, pushing a stroller: My parents always used to say they were going to run away because we were so awful. –Washington Square Man: Yo, I got to tell my son to start selling weed now! –56th St, between 5th Ave & 6th Ave Overheard by: Caroline Mom: Honey, if I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t keep buying you things. –Bleecker St & Broadway Mom hits kid in stroller. Little kid: Fuck you, you fucking bitch! –Pizza place, 14th St Century 21 employee: And there was this Asian lady with her kid on a leash… A leash! –Century 21 Overheard by: C21shopper Bimbette, pointing to toddler in stroller: That’s how I met this motherfucker’s father! –98th St & Broadway Overheard by: shocked and appalled