Wednesday One-Liners Have a Permit for That

Woman: So he wakes up trippin' in the middle of the night, telling me to go get him a gun.

--Queens Blvd & 82nd Ave, Queens

Overheard by: Collegiate Cutie

Conductor: This is an express train. Express. Express. Express. No Fordham, no Bronx. Express, express, express. Well...I wanna shoot myself!

--Metro North train

Overheard by: Jeff

Man: Hey baby, nice body ... Get fat and I'll shoot ya.

--Classon Ave & Lafayette Ave, Brooklyn

Overheard by: sheila

Hobo: My grandma isn't here anymore to send me to the store to buy her a Colt 45, but I can still love Jesus!

--Uptown 3 train

Overheard by: jane shields

Ghetto guy: Man, my boy just got shot!

--Stanton St & Orchard St

Overheard by: Kris

Thug: A gun? You gotta shoot that bitch with a crossbow.

--L train, Lorimer Ave