Juvenile Wednesday One-Liners

Second grader: Earth is the greatest planet in the whole world!

--125th St & 8th Ave

Overheard by: Yes, I'm his teacher.

Little boy to younger brother in elevator: Stop! It's like the hospital, you can't touch anything!

--Columbia University

Overheard by: student

Little girl: Big Brother is watching!

--Franklin St & Church St

Overheard by: Jess McGins

Little boy: Yo, digit, you don't get any pussy, how you gonna say she ugly?

--Corsa Ave, the Bronx

Overheard by: Edward Carney

Little girl to other little girl wearing school uniform: You look like a woman. Go change!

--116th St & Park Ave

Overheard by: Ken Yapelli

Little girl: Excuse me, where is the drugstore? I mean, where are the drugs?

--Duane Reade, 7th Ave & Flatbush

Overheard by: Cupcake

Little boy: I can't wait to get home so I can scratch my crotch!

--6th Ave & 17th St