I'm Still Trying to Get Rid of the Crabs from That Romulan Incident

Drunk guy #1: What's the closest star to Earth?
Drunk girl: The Sun!
Drunk guy #2: No... It's Alpha Centauri.
Drunk girl: I just don't think I can agree with you on that. Anyway, Alpha Centauri is a galaxy!
Drunk guy #2: Let's bet on it.
Drunk girl: Ok. But only money. No sexual favors.

--85th St & Amsterdam

Overheard by: EricaS