No More Baby Shopping in Kazakhstan For Us

Little girl in sushi restaurant: Hey! Guess what? I just farted!

Mom and dad ignore her.

Little girl: I said I just farted! And I farted big! Ewwww! And it smells like rotten eggs! Wanna smell?

Little girl lets one rip.

Mother to father: So how was your day?

--Upper West Side

Headline by: Colin McCleod

Runners-Up:
· "Courtney Love: The Early Years" - Claire
· "Ew-nagi" - Mr. Fancipants
· "Gives new meaning to "silent but deadly"" - Will
· "I had to fart a lot to get my boss's attention..." - alex
· "If We Ignore It, Maybe It Will Just Go Away" - Ian
· "Ignore-ance is Bliss" - Nick
· "Luckily, Rosie O'Donnell was able to refine her act" - prmsrng3
· "Pull My Finger" - Jose Hernandez
· "Practicing for the Teenage Years" - Brian
· "Reason number seven why sushi is a popular dining experience." - Extra Character
· "Since "How My Day Was" is Self Explanatory..." - Veronica
· "Sounds a little like George W Bush and North Korea's relationship" - Empty Refrigerator
· "To Air is Human. Earplugs, Divine" - Qasar
· "Unfortunatly, the father spent his day with the chronic masturbator son." - ToraMaikeru
· "We thought you should know: You're adopted." - Jeff
· "What do you have to do to get some attention around here!...crap on the floor?" - pdz
· "Why Mommy and Daddy don't have sex anymore" - Kristin
· "You've got to ac-cent-uate the positive... Flat-u-late the negative..." - Mike Chmiel


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