Bimbette: So, my doctor asked if I wanted the cervical cancer vaccine, and I was like, ‘Wouldn’t that imply you would give me cervical cancer first?’

–Outside the Silver Center, NYU campus

Biotech: He’s the type of person who would have epilepsy.

–John St

Overheard by: Jay

Girl on cell: You don’t understand how sick I am. I feel like my nose is on strike or something! What do you mean, ‘take Advil’? I don’t have back pain, fool, I’m dying!

–40th St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: Brandon

Guy running: Coming through! Bird flu! I got bird flu, coming through!

–Times Square

Thug on cell: Yeah, I’m still in the hospital. I be gettin’ all stabilized ‘n’ shit.

–Key Food, Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn

Guy on cell: Yeah! I’m totally in! I’ve been planning to do this for months now. What time is it that I gotta be there? Oh… Well… Yeah, I’m gonna still come… but wow. I know that breast cancer knows no time, but wow!

–Starbucks, 15th St & Union Square

Overheard by: Brandon

Mr. Discretion, in crowded elevator: So, how’s that rash?

–Columbia-Presbyterian Hospital