Wednesday One-Liners Need Food, Dude!

Hobo: Hello, sir, I am homeless... addicted to drugs... and HIV positive, and what I need in this world right now more than anything is a bacon, egg and cheese on a croissant sandwich.

--Dunkin Donuts

Farmer's market guy: Cauliflower is a shy vegetable.

--Broadway & 115th St

Overheard by: Lalaith

Guy on cell: Who the fuck is 'Hamburger Helper'?

--15th St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Dave the Spazz

Dad: Let's go to Muffin Land!

--Union Square

Overheard by: Michelle

Guy: It's like this show I did last week, where I took a human skull and I covered it in cheese products.

--The Bronx

Overheard by: Keith R.A. DeCandido

Girl, covering her ears: Don't say 'Cheez Wiz!' Don't say 'Cheez Wiz!'

--Central Park

Overheard by: Amy