Hobo: Hello, sir, I am homeless… addicted to drugs… and HIV positive, and what I need in this world right now more than anything is a bacon, egg and cheese on a croissant sandwich. –Dunkin Donuts Farmer’s market guy: Cauliflower is a shy vegetable. –Broadway & 115th St Overheard by: Lalaith Guy on cell: Who the fuck is ‘Hamburger Helper’? –15th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Dave the Spazz Dad: Let’s go to Muffin Land! –Union Square Overheard by: Michelle Guy: It’s like this show I did last week, where I took a human skull and I covered it in cheese products. –The Bronx Overheard by: Keith R.A. DeCandido Girl, covering her ears: Don’t say ‘Cheez Wiz!’ Don’t say ‘Cheez Wiz!’ –Central Park Overheard by: Amy