Clerk: Australia… is that here or is that one of those France places? –Utica and Atlantic, Brooklyn Overheard by: Keith JAP: Then we went to Florence, and after that to the seacoast around Genoa, all these little towns — I think it’s called the Geneva Convention. –Hip coffee shop, 71 Irving Place JAP: So where exactly is New England? Is it in Europe? –Duane Reade Tourist chick, pointing far away: That’s Manhattan, right? –Observatory, Empire State Building Overheard by: kaja Guy to friends: Wait, are you sure we’re not in Boston? –86th and Park Ave. Tourist to her family, pointing at City Hall: I’m not sure what that building is, but I’m going to guess it’s the French Embassy. –Next to the gates outside City Hall Girl: Mom, where is Viagra Falls? –Central Park Overheard by: Delilah