Nu-metal kid: Man, I haven’t been arrested in so long! –St. Mark’s Place & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Barrie Teen boy commandeering speaker: Next stop: Riker’s Island. –Uptown 1 train Overheard by: Victoria Black tranny to another: Honey, that’s the worst thing you can be called up in jail! –Christopher & Greenwich St. Overheard by: Walking away even faster Ghetto mom on phone: If you report it they’ll have to arrest the both of us. –Cablevision office, Brooklyn Middle-aged wankster: Yo, I rubbed ‘Get Money Oil’ on my apron one time, and that week I got fired from fuckin’ three jobs and I got fuckin’ arrested! Don’t fuckin’ mess with witchcraft! –Coldstone, 6th Avenue Overheard by: rpk Old teacher: Teaching tenth grade isn’t so bad. By that time the rotten ones don’t bother to show up or they’re already in jail. –E train Overheard by: jobee White, mid-40s nerd petting dog: You know, I think it’s really funny how a guy can pet a dog and everyone thinks he’s the nicest guy in the world, but the second he does it to a stranger on the street, they wanna lock him in jail. –Marquet Cafe, E 12th St. Overheard by: Grace