The Invasion Didn't Stop 'Til She Got to Marsha's DMZ

Hipster chick: I'd like to get my eyebrows done.
Korean woman: You have boyfriend?
Hipster chick: Uh... no.
Woman: No wonder. You have hairy upper lip.
Hipster chick: Okay...
Woman: No worry -- we clean up -- you have many boyfriend.

--Beauty parlor on W 8th St

Overheard by: I just came in for a pedicure