Unlike Chinese Guys, Where You Have One and You're Hungry 30 Minutes Later

Guy in truck: I'm Italian!
Girl wearing 'I Love Italian Guys' t-shirt: Yeah, go kill yourself! I get that all day!

--58th St

Overheard by: Scottyboy



Headline by: Abartig
Runners-Up:
· ""So, do you have any Italian in ya? You want some?"" - erak
· "Because the "Putana Facile" T-shirt was not working." - cristina
· "But I'm not "in" love with them" - Marc
· "Her "I Fuck Jews" T-shirt Also Sends Mixed Signals" - s h
· "She knows a real Italian will just try to rape her" - cornelious
· "Sibyl: The Dating Years" - Sara
· "The "I love my daddy" t-shirt was even less fun." - Defies Gravity
· "This passes for courtship in New Jersey" - Amanda
· "Veni, vidi, vd" - em

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