Homeless lady to another: So you’re a certified drug addict, right? –23rd & Broadway Homeless man with bag: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have this Liz Claiborne pocketbook for sale. A 60-dollar value for 35 dollars. [Pause] I have this pocketbook for sale. A 50-dollar value and I’m selling it for only 40 dollars. [Pause] Anybody got change for a five? Ladies and Gentlemen, I got a Claiborne bag valued at 80 dollars but I’m sellin’ it for 25. Man, this is a nice bag. If you people don’t buy, I’ll just keep it for myself. –Brooklyn-bound N train Overheard by: Jennifer Hobo: But I made a huge mistake, see? I spent eight dollars and 92 cents on Arm and Hammer! –84th & Broadway Overheard by: Alex Homeless guy: Valet service, right here! Valet service! –Pelham Bay Station Overheard by: SilentButDeadly Hobo to hot chick: Wow! You’re the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life! –Broadway & 116th Rapping panhandler: I accept cash, checks, food stamps, benefit cards, money orders… –Downtown 1 train Street bum: [To no one] I’ll be back right after these messages. –Bleecker & Elizabeth Overheard by: al b