Chick complaining about looking for roommates: The problem with today is that everybody’s Jewish. –Dobbin & Norman Overheard by: Sam Tresler Young quasi-gangster to friends: Even if you’re not Jewish, you’re, like… Jewish. –Post-Yankees game on B train Overheard by: Indiana Tourist chick: How, how, how can there be no Jewish deli? All I want is a tongue sandwich and a fucking piece of pizza! –Grand Central Station Overheard by: X-tal Lady suit: Are you saying you’d rather be with a Jewish person than a wife-beater? –18th & 6th Overheard by: emily JAP: Shiksas are totally not allowed on Jdate! –71st & Columbus Overheard by: DebDan Chick in stall to friend: It must be a Jewish thing, but whenever there’s food around I have to eat it — even if I’m not hungry. –Restroom, Loews Cinema, 11th & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Em Queer: No, like, of course you’re not Jewish. I just wanted to check before I dissed the Jews. –113th & Broadway Overheard by: hilla